K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack. Come with me!
We'll go and see a place called Candied island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs candied island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ To go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The Misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
Bubbie: K'nuckles, get up.
K'nuckles, get up!
K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
Bubbie: K'nuckles, get your butt up!
K'nuckles: You told me to get up yesterday.
Bubbie: Yeah, and you still ain't up.
K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]
Well, I'm working on it.
[ ZING! CRUNCH! THUD! ]
K'nuckles: Why'd you do that?!
Bubbie: 'Cause you're lazy!
Flapjack: He's not lazy, Bubbie.
He's just on vacation.
You're just on vacation, aren't you, cap'n?
K'nuckles: No, I'm lazy.
Hey, K'nuckles! Thanks for picking up Candy Wife
from the trolley station last week.
K'nuckles: You're welcome.
So, uh, where is she?
K'nuckles: I haven't done it yet.
[ SEAGULLS CAWING, CRUNCHING ]
[ SOBS ]
Mr. K'nuckles, have you fetched mother from the post office?
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ]
Why don't I miss her?
[ BOTH SOBBING ]
K'nuckles: Come on, fellas. I'm gonna do that stuff.
I'm just gonna do it later.
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
Eh? It's an old Stormalong scuttlebutt.
"Skedaddle!
Super tsunami storming Stormalong."
I asked K'nuckles to deliver those papers last week.
[ WATER RUSHING ]
[ FWOOSH! ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
Flapjack: You are lazy, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Well, my pappy always said,
"Do one thing and do it better than anyone else."
So I'm lazy.
I'm the laziest man in Stormalong.
That's impossible.
Because the laziest man in Stormalong
isn't from Stormalong.
K'nuckles: What?!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ SQUEAK-SQUEAK-SQUEAK! THUD! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
♪ The laziest man in Stormalong ♪
♪ But he's from Portside Village ♪
He's here for the annual
Laziest Man in Stormalong contest.
We hate Portside village!
They're always winning contests.
Yeah, and bragging about their fancy ports.
They think they're better than us.
[ ANGRY YELLING ]
They are better than us!
He' why they're better than us!
No matter how hard we try,
K'nuckles is dragging us down!
- That's right! - It's K'nuckles!
K'nuckles is holding us back!
This would be a decent town!
And you know what would feel great?
Seeing K'nuckles lose that lazy contest!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
Lazies and gentlemen...
the 20-year-undefeated laziest man in Stormalong--
the king of the comatose,
the prince of procrastination,
the loafer from the sofa--
La-a-a-zy bo-o-o-nes!
But he's from Portside Village.
[ CROWD BOOS ]
And the challenger...
This guy.
[ CROWD BOOS LOUDER ]
Flapjack: They don't mean it, Cap'n.
We mean it!
[ BOOING CONTINUES ]
[ THUMP! SQUISH! THUD! SHING! ]
The rules are simple--
first man to move loses.
Ready...
set...
be lazy!
Okay, you win.
Mr. Bones doesn't want to exert himself any further.
He knows when he's beat.
The championship is yours.
All you have to do is sign the paper with this pen.
Now take the pen.
Flapjack: Cap'n.
Move your hand up
and take the pen.
Flapjack: Cap'n!
A neuron fires in the brain
sending a message to the muscle,
which contracts at the tendon,
triggering the most basic of motor functions
and lifting your hand to the pen.
Take the pen.
Flapjack: No!
Take the pen.
Flapjack: Don't do it!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
Flapjack: No, Captain!
I think it's a trick to make you lose the contest,
and then you'd lose the contest!
Hey, kid.
Shut up.
All: Huh?
Both: Huh?
He moved!
Uh, uh...
uh, uh..
uh, uh...
uh.
K'nuckles won!
We've never beaten
Portside Village in anything.
Let's hear it for K'nuckles!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ CLINK! ]
[ CLUNK! ]
We take it all back, K'nuckles.
All my life, I've worked hard
and acted responsibly,
when I should have been lazy, like you.
- Teach us! - Teach us, K'nuckles!
- Teach us! - Teach us to win by being lazy!
[ MURMURING ]
[ CHIMES RING ]
[ SQUISH! ]
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: So, who here...
wants to be as lazy as K'nuckles?
- Yeah! Me! - Me, me!
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: Well, that's your first problem--
you're too motivated.
Oh, yeah.
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: Only by not moving...
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: ...can one become still.
So true.
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: A stitch in time is a waste of time.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: And speaking of stitches,
it's easier just to not get dressed.
why are we still wearing our unders?
K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
Flapjack: Because there are children present.
Oh, yeah. Good point.
This is ridiculous!
You can't all be lazy!
W-who's gonna catch the fish so we can eat?
O-or build our houses?
How's anything gonna work?
You're right. It's not my problem.
[ RRRRRIP! ]
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
That guy's amazing.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ BURPS ]
He's nothing without that kid.
Say, aren't you that Lazy Bones guy?
No!
Lazy Bones wears a hat.
Flapjack: And now Cap'n will pass out some...
unfinished pamphlets.
One for you, one for you.
Boop!
And one for you.
Hey, you remind me of a man who wears a hat.
Uh, how do I get out of here?
Flapjack: Right this way, sir.
A little help?
Flapjack: Certainly.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Flapjack: Here we are.
Right up those stairs.
A little help?
Flapjack: [ STRAINING ]
Ugh!
[ THUD! ]
I'm gonna go back now.
I'm gonna head home, too.
Flapjack: Okay.
A little help?
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
I'm sorry, mister.
I can't push you anymore.
I got to get back to the Cap'n.
You're not going anywhere.
I just captured you.
Flapjack: Huh?!
That's Lazy.
K'nuckles: Flapjack!
Flapjack!
Flapjack, where are you, boy?
He's lifting his head up.
I thought you were supposed to be lazy.
[ CROWD MURMURS ANGRILY ]
K'nuckles: How dare you question my laziness!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
K'nuckles: You want to know how lazy I am?
Flapjack made up all that stuff on the chalkboard.
All I did was make some whispering noises.
Whoa. That is lazy.
- Wow. - I can't believe how lazy.
K'nuckles: Now go and think about what you learned today.
[ STRETCH! ]
K'nuckles: I can't believe the boy deserted me.
Bubbie: Flapjack didn't desert you.
He's helping a lazy man in a chair.
K'nuckles: Lazy Bones!
He's taken Flapjack!
Bubbie: K'nuckles, you need to do something!
K'nuckles: I can't do that! It'll ruin my reputation!
Bubbie: K'nuckles, think of all the things
Flapjack has done for you!
[ SHIMMER! ]
K'nuckles: You're right. I need that boy.
[ CREAK! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ GRUNTS, STRAINS ]
K'nuckles: I'm coming, Flap!
[ SQUISH! ]
I'm...coming.
[ ALL GRUNTING, MOANING ]
Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
How are you, Flapjack?
Flapjack: I've been captured.
Help me, Mr. Larry.
Sorry. Too much effort.
Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
Ah, yeah. Keep crying.
Your tears feel good on my feet.
Flapjack: [ WAILING ]
[ BLAM! ]
K'nuckles: Lazy Bones!
K'nuckles!
How do you like my new chair?
I call it the Lazy...
Boy.
K'nuckles: Don't sit on my boy!
Make me.
Make me don't sit on your boy.
Both: Lazy fight!
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Hyyyyyyyah!
Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
K'nuckles: [ MUTTERING ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
You tired yet?
K'nuckles: No.
You?
I can do this all day.
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTING HEAVILY ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ CREEEEAK! ]
Eh...
[ THUD! ]
K'nuckles: I win!
Flapjack: You did it, Cap'n!
Ha! You know what that means?
You ain't the laziest man in Stormalong anymore.
I am!
Portside Village wins again!
Aw, great.
We lost to Portside Village again.
Thanks, K'nuckles.
K'nuckles: I did it for the boy.
What about us?
You just had to do something!
[ CROWD BOOS AND JEERS ]
[ THUD! SQUISH! THUD! CLINK! ]
Now give me that belt!
Wait a minute, you two!
Neither of you deserves that belt!
There's only one person in Stormalong
who never does anything.
[ CROWD CHEERS, WOLF-WHISTLES ]
[ THUD! ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ RUSTLE! RUSTLE! ]
[ SHING! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! TWANG! ]
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
[ CREEEEEAK! ]
Eeeeee!
Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
[ THUD! CRUNCH! ]
Hand over the lipstick, thieves!
K'nuckles: What lipstick?
[ SNORTS ]
This lipstick.
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
Flapjack: Give me your hand, Cap'n.
[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ]
[ SPLISH! ]
We're safe now, Cap'n.
What do we do now?
Lipstick, anyone?
[ ALL GIGGLE ]
Flapjack: Awww...
we're so close to getting
Bubbie's birthday present. Hmph!
K'nuckles: She won't be back for a couple of days.
We got plenty of time to go scouting around for gifts.
Flapjack: Well, then...
le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-t's go!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
K'nuckles: I didn't mean now.
Flapjack: Oh.
[ IN DISTANCE ] Help! Help!
Flapjack: Hey! What's that?
- Help! - Help!
Help! Get me out of here!
No, get me out of here!
Liars don't deserve to be saved.
Don't trust him for a second.
No! Don't trust him!
He's the liar!
- Liar! - Liar!
K'nuckles: Let's go, Flap.
These guys are confusing me.
Both: Liar!
Hey, wait.
He isn't a liar.
I was lying about lying.
Yeah, we're not liars.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
Please help us.
Flapjack: Should I, Cap'n?
Nah, I got it.
[ SQUEAK! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
Flapjack: Cap'n!
[ SQUIIIIIISH! ]
K'nuckles: Hey! He has a treasure chest,
and it has pictures on it.
They're not pictures! They're words!
They say "Property of Candied Island."
Both: Candied Island?!
Flapjack: Does the key open it?
What's it to you?
- Give me that! - Let go!
- Give it to me! - No! It's mine!
It's mine!
It's your fault we were stuck in that quicksand!
You could have grabbed that branch to set us free.
And let go of my key so you could steal it?
You could have grabbed that donkey when it walked by!
So you could have grabbed my treasure chest?
You're the thief!
Flapjack: We're never gonna see
what's inside the chest at this rate.
K'nuckles: Yeah, they pretty much hate each other.
Flapjack: Men! Men! Men!
Would you like to open that chest?
Yes.
Flapjack: Would you like the chest to be opened?
Yes.
Flapjack: Then we need to learn to communicate.
What's that?
Flapjack: Say something kind to each other.
Um, Mitchard...
Flapjack: Make sure it comes from your heart.
I always wanted to throw you
a surprise funeral.
I'm not even gonna go to your funeral!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
K'nuckles: Uh, Flapjack?
Flapjack: Uh, excuse me a moment.
K'nuckles: Forget those two guys.
We're gonna have to open that chest ourselves.
And I know how to do it.
Oh, yeah?
Well you've been nothing but trouble, boy.
I need someone who won't go sneaking around
stealing from me behind my back.
Someone like...Mitchard.
Ahhhh.
Flapjack: Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm fed up with getting pushed around
by some bossy old grump!
I need someone like Richard.
Awwww.
K'nuckles: Well! If that's how you really feel,
then I don't need you.
I've got Mitchard.
Flapjack: Oh, yeah?!
Well, I've got Richard!
He's twice the adventurer you'll ever be!
Adventure?
- K'nuckles: Fine! - Flapjack: Fine!
[ BOTH SCOFF ]
Flapjack: [ CHUCKLING ]
K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLING ]
So, Mitchard, how's about telling me more
about that chest of yours?
That no-good, stinkin' Richard.
He's been after my precious chest for years.
Don't you dare trust him for a second!
K'nuckles: Uh, yeah.
Uh, anyway, how --
It wasn't always this way, you know.
Richard used to be my best friend.
Back in our adventuring days...
Richard! Hey, Richard!
Yes, Mitchard?
Come with me, We'll go and see
a place called Candied Island.
♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer in my mouth ♪
♪ But there ain't no fields of lollipops ♪
♪ That glisten in the south ♪
♪ It's treacherous and scary ♪
♪ But magnificent and free ♪
♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
♪ There's licorice groves and peppermint seas! ♪
Sounds pretty boring to me.
♪ It's the Unadventures of... ♪
Both: ♪ Mitchard and Richard ♪
And everything was going great.
It was just me, Richard,
and our Shark, Chompie.
But it all went wrong
when we found the key and chest.
[ CLANK! ]
He told me to take a nap,
but I knew he was gonna steal my key.
[ SHING! ]
And he must have known
I was gonna steal his chest.
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
Give me the chest!
Give me the key!
But I trust you, Flapjack.
You could be friends with anyone
but you chose me.
For the first time in 50 years...
[ YAWNS ]
...I'll able to sleep.
I'll be able to sleep for the first time in 50 years,
knowing that I have you as a friend, K'nuckles.
K'nuckles: Thanks.
Now hurry up and go to sleep.
You got it, friend.
[ SNORING ]
Hmm?
[ SNORING ]
[ POP! ]
[ CLATTER! ]
K'nuckles: Can you believe our plan actually worked?
Flapjack: They thought we really hated each other.
K'nuckles: Yeah, that's crazy!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Flapjack: All right, Cap'n, set this chest down.
Let's open it!
[ SLOOP! ]
K'nuckles: Uh, no.
Flapjack: Why not?
K'nuckles: 'cause we, uh...
we should open it...
somewhere else!
Yeah! Yeah, somewhere else!
Somewhere more safe.
Flapjack: What's safer than a partially deserted island?
K'nuckles: A, uh, different partially deserted island.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Hey, uh, Flap, I was thinking--
why don't you take a nap?
Flapjack: Why would I take a nap?
Hey!
Where are you taking me, anyway?
K'nuckles: A partially deserted island, remember?
Flapjack: Well, maybe I should row for a while.
K'nuckles: No. You got sissy arms.
Flapjack: give me those oars, Cap'n!
K'nuckles: Keep those sissy arms away from me!
Flapjack: No! Ugh!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
- Flapjack: Give me that chest! - K'nuckles: Give me the key!
- Flapjack: Give me that chest!
K'nuckles: You'll never get this chest!
Flapjack: You're not getting this key never, neither!
K'nuckles: Hand it over!
Flapjack: No! Give me the chest!
K'nuckles: Give me the key!
Flapjack: Give me the chest!
K'nuckles: Give me the key!
Flapjack: Give me the chest!
K'nuckles: Give me the key!
Flapjack: Give me the chest!
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ]
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
[ CREEEEEEEEEEEAK! ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ALTERNATELY ]
What are we doing?
K'nuckles: I don't know.
Flapjack: This isn't us.
K'nuckles: I know.
Flapjack: Give me your hand, Cap'n.
Let's just do this.
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
[ CREAK! ]
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
It's a mirror!
[ BOTH GASP ]
K'nuckles: No!
We turned into Richard and Mitchard!
Flapjack: It's this dumb chest and key!
They ripped us apart like it did to them!
K'nuckles: N-o-o-o-o!
[ BOTH SOB ]
Hold me, Flappy.
I-I mean, Richard.
Flapjack: I'm coming, Mitchard.
[ SOBS ]
You twits!
That's not your reflection.
It's ours.
We've been standing behind you two backstabbers
the whole time.
What that kid did to me was worse
than anything you ever did, Mitchard.
Yeah, I'd rather trust somebody I know I can't trust
than somebody I think I thought I was thinking that I could.
Hugs?
Oh, this feels so good.
Come on -- let's go see
if Chompie's still in that cave.
K'nuckles: What a pair of prunes.
Flapjack: At least we have a present for Bubbie.
K'nuckles: No, that mirror's too small.
Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
I'll trade you this lipstick for that mirror.
Flapjack: Okay!
Thanks, beautiful.
No, thank you, Tootsie.
Flapjack: Come on, K'nuckles!
Let's find Bubbie!
[ GIGGLES ]
I am the magical mirror
that shows Candied Island's secret location
if you have an ugly reflection.
♪ Ugly reflection! ♪
Ugly?!